Tuesday, December 23, 2014

Rudolph's Claim

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
Filed a workers compensation claim
Cause he felt that his red nose
Was mostly from the work it came


All of the other reindeer
Laughed at him and called him names
They made fun of poor Rudolph
So held his head in shame


Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa called to say
Rudolph I deny your claim
I am not the one to blame


Rudolph took Santa to court
Showed the judge medical ev’dence
Santa’s insurance company
Then put Santa out of bid’ness

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And that, children, is why there really is no Santa Claus...

Shame on Bowzer

1 comment:

  1. Is this part of the breather? Hmm? I like it though. Happy Holidays.

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