Rudolph's Claim

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer

Filed a workers compensation claim

Cause he felt that his red nose

Was mostly from the work it came

All of the other reindeer

Laughed at him and called him names

They made fun of poor Rudolph

So held his head in shame

Then one foggy Christmas Eve

Santa called to say

Rudolph I deny your claim

I am not the one to blame

Rudolph took Santa to court

Showed the judge medical ev’dence

Santa’s insurance company

Then put Santa out of bid’ness

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And that, children, is why there really is no Santa Claus...

Shame on Bowzer